Wednesday, June 30, 2010
wrecked my new whip
i had this car for about 10 days, it had only about 100 miles on it. it didnt even have license plates on it yet and some lady tries cutting a blind left and i t boned her going 30-35. there was an suv to my left making a left and i couldnt see her til the last second and i didnt even have time to step on the brake. she had two little kids in the back seat probably 2 to 3 years old and it just blows my mind how reckless that shit was. all things considered its pretty good i hit the front of her car. even though it was 100% her fault, i dont know what id do if those little kids got hurt real bad or something. shes also lucky she was a lady because i never got out of a car so fast ready to fucking kill someone. i blacked out for a second i was so pissed. if it was a guy driving that car i probably wouldve wound up getting arrested. now im waiting to find out if its totaled.
when the airbag went off it hit my arm first and fucked up my wrist and elbow pretty good. i dont know if you can see in the picture but my wrist is all wrapped up and ive got a splint on it. it didnt hurt initially because of the adrenalin i guess, but later on it started to hurt pretty bad so i figured id get to the hospital make sure nothing was broken. they gave me 2 percocets to hold me over and i sat there for a few hours and watched seinfeld and wound up getting a full bottle. they are really helping with the sharp pains and soreness and helping me forget how bummed i am.
the airbag also smashed my weathermen shades which im pretty upset about
so real right now. i really think that if i was in my old car things wouldve been way worse. i only had the car for a little over a week, but i loved that thing.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
the king of the underground
17 year anniversary of gg allin's death
thanks for bringing the fear back to rock
rest in peace you grimy mother fucker
Labels:
gg allin,
punk as fuck,
rest in peace
Friday, June 25, 2010
michael jackson
it was a year ago today that michael jackson died
and this is still one of the saddest things ive ever seen
and this is still one of the saddest things ive ever seen
Labels:
michael jackson,
rest in peace
Thursday, June 24, 2010
beach this weekend
via big nick
i guess the jersey shore has always been full of scumbags. im going way south though,
like meth south. far enough south where guidos are out of place.
yup
Labels:
honey dips,
jersey shore,
new jersey,
white trash
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
titty tuesday: the world cup is still boring
all these little fruits with fancy haircuts running around
pretending they got kicked in their ankles, give me a break.
this save by rick james is pretty fuckin serious
completely unnecessary though
Labels:
honey dips,
prime dime,
sports,
the coolest,
titties,
titty tuesday
Friday, June 18, 2010
party til theres pigs at the door
weekend jams. brand new ninjasonik. get on it
Labels:
ninjasonik,
tunes,
weekend jams
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
CUNT SMASHER!
i realized i post a lot of pictures of titties and stuff and i dont want all you ladies feeling left out. so this one is for all you grimy babes out there. keep it real.
Labels:
80s,
for the ladies,
fucking hilarious,
no homo,
strip tease,
television,
wtf
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
portuguese fest
blackout
last year i brought a backpack full of budweiser but all they served was corona, heinekin, and coors light so i couldnt drink my beers. i didnt make that mistake again
if i remember correctly this is how this conversation went, "can you take a picture of us with your nice camera? how much would you charge to do a photoshoot with me? ill let you see me naked." the guys they were with werent happy
the berg and kuza
dude knows a thing about flair
kids an animal
dude was standing behind me in the line for the bathroom and there were only two urinals so everyone was pissing on this one wall instead and it made a puddle of piss right where you had to stand in line. this guy had on sandles and i let him know that he was standing in piss and he found me 20 minutes later and was so excited to show me he changed into some vans slip ons.
then we chilled for a little and drank sangria
the portuguese fest lining up with the world cup is like the perfect storm of parties
they truly love soccer
empties
more empties
Labels:
my people,
new jersey,
party,
photography,
summer,
wasted
Friday, June 11, 2010
be brave
you know that scene in dumb and dumber where theyre sitting on the bed crying watching television and then it winds up that they were watching an at&t commercial or something? well thats how i felt about this but instead of sobbing i was completely impressed. where do you get off playing me like that pfizer, you definitly had zero input into this but i feel like its for a really good cause so im gonna let you slide. dope nonetheless
Labels:
ads,
graffiti,
oh canada,
short film
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
national slayer day
today should be spent eating rare meat and drinking large quantities of beer out of oversized mugs while blasting reign in blood as loud as it gets. reign in blood was released two days before i was born and it still managed to stay way fuckin cooler than i have hahah.
http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
Friday, June 4, 2010
some memorial day flicks
spent sunday and monday up in north jersey. chilled hard, drank harder
chillen hard
flea markets are too sick sometimes. 10 cents each but i might have gotten hep c digging through the box hah. i also got a pack of terrorist playing cards they give to soldiers.
chillen hard
flea markets are too sick sometimes. 10 cents each but i might have gotten hep c digging through the box hah. i also got a pack of terrorist playing cards they give to soldiers.
Labels:
black and white,
new jersey,
photography,
summer
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
god's gloryhole
theres a disaster like once a week now what fuck is going on?
this is the hole god is using to fuck us
people say bad things come in threes
2012
Labels:
2012,
gary coleman,
gloryhole,
hollywood,
rest in peace,
wtf
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