wife material

if anyone asks me what i look for in a girl, i should just show them this picture. your perfect, find me.

national slayer day

today should be spent eating rare meat and drinking large quantities of beer out of oversized mugs while blasting reign in blood as loud as it gets. reign in blood was released two days before i was born and it still managed to stay way fuckin cooler than i have hahah.

http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/

stomp on the devil

theres such a fine line between being religious and completely insane

the ideal party

this is where id like to party tonight and for the rest of my life.
if you have a pool your not utilizing, get at me.