American Juggalo

juggalos are quite literally the worst people on the planet, but ive always been intrigued by their culture because it is so far away from anything i could ever imagine being apart of. their entire culture is basically taking being mocked and embracing it and forming a brother/sisterhood out of being looked down upon. i was so psyched when i stumbled upon this and was expecting to be in stiches just cracking up the whole time, but it is actually kind of depressing. dont get me wrong its fucking funny as hell but some parts had me sort of bummed out. this is definitly the best documentary ever made that had the word 'juggalo' associated with it. its so well made.

to everyone who has ever said smoking weed never hurt anyone,

you were terribly wrong. i hate so much about this.

yeah so this exists

i feel bad for everyone in the south because they have to suffer from floods, hurricanes, tornados and this ignorant ass shit.

the black eyed peas, the real losers of the superbowl

i only like nicolas cage when hes punching women in the face

only joking. hes the worst all the time

this guy gets more girls than me

maybe its time i trade in the skinny jeans for some ed hardy sweatpants

titty tuesday: the worst titty tuesday of all time

this is what the Big Pimpin video wouldve looked like if it was directed by juggalos

dat new drake shit

dude is hard as motha fuckin nails

court in the morning

im gonna try and fight some bullshit tickets i got a few months ago. winning this will put my punk points through the roof because that cop was a fucking dick. $230 in tickets on my way home from getting breakfast 3 blocks from my house. the worst.

wrecked my new whip

i had this car for about 10 days, it had only about 100 miles on it. it didnt even have license plates on it yet and some lady tries cutting a blind left and i t boned her going 30-35. there was an suv to my left making a left and i couldnt see her til the last second and i didnt even have time to step on the brake. she had two little kids in the back seat probably 2 to 3 years old and it just blows my mind how reckless that shit was. all things considered its pretty good i hit the front of her car. even though it was 100% her fault, i dont know what id do if those little kids got hurt real bad or something. shes also lucky she was a lady because i never got out of a car so fast ready to fucking kill someone. i blacked out for a second i was so pissed. if it was a guy driving that car i probably wouldve wound up getting arrested. now im waiting to find out if its totaled.

when the airbag went off it hit my arm first and fucked up my wrist and elbow pretty good. i dont know if you can see in the picture but my wrist is all wrapped up and ive got a splint on it. it didnt hurt initially because of the adrenalin i guess, but later on it started to hurt pretty bad so i figured id get to the hospital make sure nothing was broken. they gave me 2 percocets to hold me over and i sat there for a few hours and watched seinfeld and wound up getting a full bottle. they are really helping with the sharp pains and soreness and helping me forget how bummed i am.

the airbag also smashed my weathermen shades which im pretty upset about

so real right now. i really think that if i was in my old car things wouldve been way worse. i only had the car for a little over a week, but i loved that thing.

sucks

i hope you had a fucked up weekend


people always get shocked when other people get injured doing fucked up, dangerous shit. this took up the entire front page of the ny post and the caption was H-OLE hah. either it was slow day for news or people have a genuine interest in bullfighting now. i think its more shocking that crazy shit like this doesnt happen more often. this sucks though for real. i guess thats what you get for sticking swords into a bulls back

autotune makes everything way better

i thought it was sort of funny when i saw the original video and then everyone was telling me how much i needed to see it and how funny it was, but i already had seen it and didnt feel like watching it again a million times. now its in autotune and its funny to me again.


this is the exception. this can not be saved

jayz might have done that death to autotune track, but this is the nail in the coffin

yo mommas so fat..

that shes the fattest mother alive

hahaha and some sick assholes pay money to see this slob eat food in her webcam. what a joke.
i hope that you have heart attack when you hit 999lbs you disgusting mess

the worst

i got a hatchet with your dicks name on it and krunt is quite possibly the greatest name for a juggalo. worst people on the planet? im saying yes



i think so

to any juggalos who may be reading this,

growing up, everyone goes through some tough times, but fucking painting your face up like a clown and intentionally disposing of your self respect and dignity is not a viable solution for your problems. its normal to feel different and out of place amongst your peers, but what is beneficial about opening yourself up to further physical and emotional abuse by making a mockery of yourself? this obscure subculture stands for nothing and i have trouble understanding what could attract anyone to this lifestyle. the music is awful, the girls are horrible looking, and you look absolutely ridiculous. i hope you realize how pathetic you are for buying into this trashy standard of living and false sense of belonging. i shouldnt even be wasting my time on this sort of nonsense, but allowing yourself to be so meaningless makes me sick. i hope you choke on faygo soda before your plot to shoot up your high school's cheerleading squad gets acted on.
your a joke.

myspace advertsing

its like they know exactly whatsup all the time
if only this popped up before valentines day

jesus christ

thats a wrap....get it? jk

i would post the video but i dont want lil wayne near this blog so im just gonna go with this, comparing the anthrax and public enemy collab to the weezer and lil wayne collab is like comparing the mona lisa to some shitty dicks etched into the sides of public restroom stalls


1979-2010
rest in peace
you had a good run