Happy Valentine's Day from the Jersey Shore

i can't even speak

just been laughing for the past 20 minutes straight, this is way too perfect. fuck yeah to the photoshop master behind this gem. id like to know who made this just so he can come over and clean the puke off my computer.

point pleasant, new jersey

a month ago youd barely be able to walk on this beach, so when your friend has a beach house right across the street for the weekend and its still 80 degrees in october you gotta take full advantage of that shit. and sometimes that perfect storm of rad shit lands on your birthday.

this guy gets more girls than me

maybe its time i trade in the skinny jeans for some ed hardy sweatpants

the situation's

some beach shots

im kind of bummed i only brought my camera out one night
because i didnt get as many photos as i wouldve liked

our house was kind of in the hood. the house was mad nice but we had to walk down this one block of straight slums to get to the beach. jamaican and mexican dudes on there porches all night blasting music trying to sell us drugs.

the house was real nice though. 3 floors, 2 blocks from the beach, backyard, balconies and only $325 a night and it fit 10 people no problem

someone before us left sick shit on the grill. fucked up our bbq for a little.

beach this weekend

via big nick

i guess the jersey shore has always been full of scumbags. im going way south though,
like meth south. far enough south where guidos are out of place.



yup

THE GRENADE

i wish this was around when i was in middle school
so i couldve used it to prank call my friends houses




ill still probably wind up calling them

now thats a situation

'Jersey Shore' cast appearance: Arrests and near riot in Montclair
By Anthony Venutolo/The Star-Ledger
January 24, 2010, 6:53PM


'Hoping to meet their favorite "Jersey Shore" castmate, thousands of fans lined the streets in Montclair where the new reality stars were appearing at 501 Lounge. Almost 2000 fans descended upon the intimate nightclub, that only has a capacity for 800.

Snooki, Ronni, Sammi, Vinny, J-Woww, Pauly D. and The Situation know how to bring the crowds.

"They had crowds much larger than they could control," David Sabagh, Montclair's police chief told The Star-Ledger. "They had 600 upstairs, 200 to 300 downstairs and 400 outside. ... There were fights inside and fights outside."

Responding to ads touting to "Meet the Jersey Shore Cast," a multitude of fans pressed against the entrance of the busy Bloomfield Avenue establishment.

By 10:30 p.m., Montclair Police closed the thoroughfare between Park Street and North Fullerton Avenue for a couple of hours. A fire engine was even parked in the middle of the street along with several police cruisers up and down the boulevard.

Ultimately, four people were arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and drunken driving, Sabagh said.

Roughly a dozen Montclair police were called with backup from the Essex County Sheriff's Department and police in neighboring Glen Ridge, he said.'



i was so ready to go to this shit because i knew it was gonna be hilarious and some wild shit would go down but figured it was gonna be packed by the time we wouldve got there so we all bailed. i read this now im insanely bummed that i missed such a rad event hah. those dudes will probably get desperate for attention soon and pop up at dive bars across the state so im sure ill get another chance to party with those clowns and get my riot on

i wish i were around during the time when riots and protests broke out for more appropriate reasons that people were actually passionate about, but this shit is so god damn funny to me