Showing posts with label wasted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wasted. Show all posts
Friday, October 29, 2010
Charlie Sheen Halloween
i want to see you all partying like this dude over the weekend. throwing chairs, beating up prosties and causing thousands of dollars worth of damage to other peoples property, or maybe just get wasted and pull a dime in a sexy cop outfit. whatever you do just keep in grimy!
Monday, October 18, 2010
sounds like my man had an awesome birthday
four lokos are making the news. drink em up before theyre illegal.
sad thing is that this could easily have been any number of my friends.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
portuguese fest

blackout

last year i brought a backpack full of budweiser but all they served was corona, heinekin, and coors light so i couldnt drink my beers. i didnt make that mistake again

if i remember correctly this is how this conversation went, "can you take a picture of us with your nice camera? how much would you charge to do a photoshoot with me? ill let you see me naked." the guys they were with werent happy

the berg and kuza

dude knows a thing about flair

kids an animal

dude was standing behind me in the line for the bathroom and there were only two urinals so everyone was pissing on this one wall instead and it made a puddle of piss right where you had to stand in line. this guy had on sandles and i let him know that he was standing in piss and he found me 20 minutes later and was so excited to show me he changed into some vans slip ons.

then we chilled for a little and drank sangria

the portuguese fest lining up with the world cup is like the perfect storm of parties

they truly love soccer

empties

more empties
Labels:
my people,
new jersey,
party,
photography,
summer,
wasted
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
cinco de grime-o
i feel like white people celebrate this holiday way harder than mexicans do. not my man here though. this dude got wasted and slept right through work, all while managing to look fly as fuck. this is what those dos equis commercials should look like, and the corona ones too.
Labels:
cinco de mayo,
holiday,
wasted
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
dude knows how to party

Attorney: Rip Torn Heading To Rehab After Arrest
by The Associated Press
LITCHFIELD, Conn. February 1, 2010, 02:22 pm ET
Rip Torn was so intoxicated when he broke into a Connecticut bank carrying a loaded gun that he thought he was home, taking off his hat and boots and leaving them by the door, according to court records.
The 78-year-old actor was wearing the same battered boots Monday when he was arraigned on several charges after spending the weekend in a police holding cell near his hometown of Salisbury, in northwestern Connecticut.
Torn, who did not enter a plea, was released on $100,000 bond a few hours later and waded through a phalanx of media to a friend's waiting vehicle. He smiled and wished onlookers a nice day but did not answer questions about the arrest.
He is expected to enter an alcohol rehabilitation center in New York as early as Tuesday, according to his attorney.
Torn was given probation last year in a Connecticut drunken driving case and allowed to enter an alcohol education program. He completed the first stage of that program.
He also has two previous drunken driving arrests in New York.
"The history here is clear that there's an alcohol issue that needs to be addressed," his attorney, A. Thomas Waterfall, told Bantam Superior Court Judge John W. Pickard on Monday.
The "Men in Black" actor is accused of breaking into the Litchfield Bancorp branch through a window Friday night in Salisbury, where officers responding to an alarm found him wandering in the lobby and nearly incoherent.
According to court records, Torn was disoriented, reeked of alcohol and asked the state police troopers repeatedly why they were taking him out of his home.
"Obviously, he wasn't there intending to commit a crime, in my estimation," Waterfall said.
Officers found a loaded .22-caliber revolver in Torn's pocket, according to court records, and a breath test showed his blood-alcohol content as 0.203 percent — more than twice the 0.08 legal limit for driving in Connecticut.
Torn is charged with criminal trespass, carrying a gun without a permit, carrying a gun while intoxicated, burglary and criminal mischief. His case was transferred to a court in Litchfield that handles more serious cases because of the weapons charges.
He remembers nothing of that night, Waterfall said Monday after the arraignment.
"He's a very nice person, a very friendly individual. Obviously this is a serious event, so we will deal with it as we go on," Waterfall said.
Torn never brandished the weapon when the officers confronted him, according to Waterfall and the court records, and has no history of violence. His permit to carry a firearm in Connecticut had expired in October 2007.
The actor, whose real name is Elmore Rual Torn, has appeared on the television show "30 Rock" and won an Emmy in 1996 for his work on "The Larry Sanders Show." In addition to "Men in Black," his recent movie credits include "The Insider" and "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story."
Torn is scheduled to return to Litchfield Superior Court on Feb. 17.
Labels:
hollywood,
prime crime,
wasted
Thursday, December 31, 2009
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