the sex scandal face

not only have you disappointed me but youve disappointed.. im just kidding i dont care. just stop getting caught you fuckin suckers,  i enjoy watching the news sometimes and im not interested in old man dicks.

jon stewart vs bill o'reilly

i dont really like posting politcal issues on here but i really cant stand anyone who is so completely one sided, stubborn, and bullies guests into wrestling match interviews. bill o'reilly is pretty much a shitbag in my book so its nice seeing him look stupid for a change. jon stewart is rad and so is common so keep doing your thing guys.

osama bin dyin

enjoy your virgins bro

it took it

hamburger, fries, and drink

sounds like my man had an awesome birthday

four lokos are making the news. drink em up before theyre illegal.
sad thing is that this could easily have been any number of my friends.

yup, thats irony

"Call it irony, fate, or simply an accident: in Britain, the owner of Segway died over the
weekend when he apparently drove one of the devices off a cliff near his home"
-straight out the new york times

id drive off a cliff too if i owned something that was never taken seriously by anybody ever

dude, you have no quran

hipster superhero saves 9/11

best dude in the news

riding down the emergency exit slide drinking a beer?
how official is that? my kind of dude right there.

titty tuesday: the spy who could definitely get it

that russian spy they just busted is definitely a babe. it makes her
even hotter that shes potentially dangerous and a threat to the country.

now her ex husband or boyfriend is sending all of these naked pictures
of her to newspapers and saying shes a sex freak and shit.

funny thing is i used to go out with a girl with the same name as her. so im at work yesterday and see a newspaper my boss left out and the first thing i see is something along the lines of "anna chapman nude pictures" and i fuckin lost it. also the hammer and sickle censors are a nice touch