Tuesday, May 31, 2011

im still in vacation mode

good thing my new job doesnt start until next week woo swag

memorial day weekend

BBQs, a ton of alcohol, family, and pina coladas on the beach. this weekend was official to say the least.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

roadtrips and the beach

i forgot to mention those two last week

yeah so this exists


i feel bad for everyone in the south because they have to suffer from floods, hurricanes, tornados and this ignorant ass shit.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

so accurate

jon stewart vs bill o'reilly


i dont really like posting politcal issues on here but i really cant stand anyone who is so completely one sided, stubborn, and bullies guests into wrestling match interviews. bill o'reilly is pretty much a shitbag in my book so its nice seeing him look stupid for a change. jon stewart is rad and so is common so keep doing your thing guys.

Monday, May 16, 2011

this probably upped the value of that van considerably

those are some big names. you should feel blessed to have their work on your shitty van.

wife material

if anyone asks me what i look for in a girl, i should just show them this picture. your perfect, find me.

Friday, May 13, 2011

this is jason voorhees



i was recently cleaning up all of my bookmarked pages because it was starting to become a problem, when i stumbled upon this gem and it couldnt have happened at a better time. this is my buddy nick. hes the best dude and has an awesome idea of whats funny. peep it for real.

weekend jams- cage


havent done any weekend jams in a while so ill hook you grimy cats up with a throwback jammy. get down to it.

paid leave


some background, 16 year old girl was drunk got kicked out of school, got in an arguement with her mom and were wrestling whatever whatever. cops roll up as shes walking away and she gets straight fuckin leveled. shit like this makes me sick. and im so happy that everyone has cameras on them at all times now making it hard for cops to get away with utter bullshit like this. so this cop officer patrick larrison is on paid leave until he faces trial. fuck him and fuck anyone who thinks this is acceptable.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

the nyc subway rules pretty hard sometimes


ive gotten pretty lively on the train before im not gonna lie, but getting naked and dropping n bombs at full volume is well over the top. i cant believe how long that transit cop let that go on for. if he wasnt white i have a feeling he wouldve gotten taken out in a second. just saying.

we miss this lindsay

the new lindsay is still pretty rad, but shiiit she used to be stupid hot. keep doing your thing girl.

Friday, May 6, 2011

beauty day



this looks brilliant. i rememeber seeing that video of him eating it bad trying to jump from the ladder to the pool years ago and absolutely losing my shit, but i had no idea he was like a well known stunt performer and had a tv show and all that. im actually pretty excited to check this out and get to see what goes through my man's mind, it seems like its gonna rule. using crystal cat as the soundtrack to the trailer was an excellent choice and deal sealer for me to check this. "fame means fuck all".

Thursday, May 5, 2011

cinco de grimo

Dirty Mac will be killin it tonight at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park. We'll be there rollin with some bad company. How are you spending your Cinco de Mayo?

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

adult baby?


fuckin come on man you cant be serious. i dont even want to get started on how i feel about this so im gonna stop here. just a word of advice, if your into weird ass shit, dont go on television and tell people about it. just sayin.

this creep is biting our swag

the grimy gang's tribute to lindsay lohan is way more official though, and you certainly won't look like this mother fucker when your seen out in the streets rockin that shit. this guys a little too grimy, even for us.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

stop it

this cant be a real person. too perfect.

Monday, May 2, 2011

fuckin swag obama, fuckin swag

millions will sleep peacefully tonight. im gonna go fuck the shit outta my wife. later america.