this guy gets more girls than me

maybe its time i trade in the skinny jeans for some ed hardy sweatpants

official site is up

go get your hands on some grimy goods
primitivelygrimy.com

sir michael rocks

yup, thats irony

"Call it irony, fate, or simply an accident: in Britain, the owner of Segway died over the
weekend when he apparently drove one of the devices off a cliff near his home"
-straight out the new york times

id drive off a cliff too if i owned something that was never taken seriously by anybody ever

keyboard cats gone hood

i usually hate cat/pet videos but this is jokes

hold onto your dicks

you psyched?

a kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid

your husbands still arent safe

me all the time

titty tuesday: i used to have that shirt

but it never looked half as good on me as it looks half on her

pudding shortage

travis barker x cool kids - jump down

SIT DOWN, MAN - NEW DAS RACIST MIXTAPE!

download it download it

fudge tattoos

while i was over in england my buddy luke hooked me up with this guy. now that its all healed up and looking proper im gonna brag about how sick it is and how im the only person in america with a tattoo by him haha. for real though my man kills it. check out more of his work here.

born for hard luck

titty tuesday: suicide girl

is that really what theyre hiding under there? shit

dude, you have no quran

hipster superhero saves 9/11

40 ounce bounce gone loko

3000 people partying under the george washington bridge? im psyched about this.
one because its gonna be sick and two because i dont believe that its possible.

see you there

30 minutes til kickoff

babe's buttcheeks got footballs stuffed in em

titty tuesday: as long as girls still have tanlines

its still summer to me

this has me feelin like i went to a couple of the wrong parties this summer

summers over?

not mine brotha. not while the weather is still sick at least.

hollywood holt mixtape

via big nick