Wednesday, June 30, 2010

wrecked my new whip


i had this car for about 10 days, it had only about 100 miles on it. it didnt even have license plates on it yet and some lady tries cutting a blind left and i t boned her going 30-35. there was an suv to my left making a left and i couldnt see her til the last second and i didnt even have time to step on the brake. she had two little kids in the back seat probably 2 to 3 years old and it just blows my mind how reckless that shit was. all things considered its pretty good i hit the front of her car. even though it was 100% her fault, i dont know what id do if those little kids got hurt real bad or something. shes also lucky she was a lady because i never got out of a car so fast ready to fucking kill someone. i blacked out for a second i was so pissed. if it was a guy driving that car i probably wouldve wound up getting arrested. now im waiting to find out if its totaled.

when the airbag went off it hit my arm first and fucked up my wrist and elbow pretty good. i dont know if you can see in the picture but my wrist is all wrapped up and ive got a splint on it. it didnt hurt initially because of the adrenalin i guess, but later on it started to hurt pretty bad so i figured id get to the hospital make sure nothing was broken. they gave me 2 percocets to hold me over and i sat there for a few hours and watched seinfeld and wound up getting a full bottle. they are really helping with the sharp pains and soreness and helping me forget how bummed i am.

the airbag also smashed my weathermen shades which im pretty upset about

so real right now. i really think that if i was in my old car things wouldve been way worse. i only had the car for a little over a week, but i loved that thing.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Monday, June 28, 2010

the king of the underground


17 year anniversary of gg allin's death
thanks for bringing the fear back to rock
rest in peace you grimy mother fucker

Friday, June 25, 2010

michael jackson

it was a year ago today that michael jackson died
and this is still one of the saddest things ive ever seen

Thursday, June 24, 2010

beach this weekend


via big nick

i guess the jersey shore has always been full of scumbags. im going way south though,
like meth south. far enough south where guidos are out of place.



yup

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

titty tuesday: the world cup is still boring


all these little fruits with fancy haircuts running around
pretending they got kicked in their ankles, give me a break.


this save by rick james is pretty fuckin serious
completely unnecessary though

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

CUNT SMASHER!


i realized i post a lot of pictures of titties and stuff and i dont want all you ladies feeling left out. so this one is for all you grimy babes out there. keep it real.

Monday, June 14, 2010

portuguese fest


blackout

last year i brought a backpack full of budweiser but all they served was corona, heinekin, and coors light so i couldnt drink my beers. i didnt make that mistake again

if i remember correctly this is how this conversation went, "can you take a picture of us with your nice camera? how much would you charge to do a photoshoot with me? ill let you see me naked." the guys they were with werent happy

the berg and kuza

dude knows a thing about flair

kids an animal

dude was standing behind me in the line for the bathroom and there were only two urinals so everyone was pissing on this one wall instead and it made a puddle of piss right where you had to stand in line. this guy had on sandles and i let him know that he was standing in piss and he found me 20 minutes later and was so excited to show me he changed into some vans slip ons.

then we chilled for a little and drank sangria

the portuguese fest lining up with the world cup is like the perfect storm of parties

they truly love soccer

empties

more empties

Friday, June 11, 2010

be brave



you know that scene in dumb and dumber where theyre sitting on the bed crying watching television and then it winds up that they were watching an at&t commercial or something? well thats how i felt about this but instead of sobbing i was completely impressed. where do you get off playing me like that pfizer, you definitly had zero input into this but i feel like its for a really good cause so im gonna let you slide. dope nonetheless

Sunday, June 6, 2010

national slayer day


today should be spent eating rare meat and drinking large quantities of beer out of oversized mugs while blasting reign in blood as loud as it gets. reign in blood was released two days before i was born and it still managed to stay way fuckin cooler than i have hahah.

http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/




Friday, June 4, 2010

some memorial day flicks

spent sunday and monday up in north jersey. chilled hard, drank harder



chillen hard


flea markets are too sick sometimes. 10 cents each but i might have gotten hep c digging through the box hah. i also got a pack of terrorist playing cards they give to soldiers.



Tuesday, June 1, 2010

god's gloryhole


theres a disaster like once a week now what fuck is going on?
this is the hole god is using to fuck us

people say bad things come in threes




2012