Showing posts with label rental car. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rental car. Show all posts

Thursday, August 5, 2010

the proper way to to treat a rental car

1. put 1526 miles on it
2. hit speed bumps going 40
3. e-brake drift that bitch whenever you get the chance
4. make sure whoever sits shotgun is knee deep in garbage
5. take as many road trips as possible
6. drive for as long as you can with the gas light on
7. DONT LEAVE YOUR TRAP THEM CD IN THE PLAYER

i dont know why it felt like i was getting over on somebody by wrecking the rental car, but it did so im not gonna question it. as lame as the vibe was, im kind of gonna miss it. especially because i dont have a car now until the insurance check comes.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

hot times


it was way too hot out today. i doubt thats right because it was up at 109 for a minute.

also i already put close to 150 miles on the rental car in the few days ive had it
and ive been driving that thing like an absolute savage too. its such a piece of shit.