Thursday, August 5, 2010

the proper way to to treat a rental car

1. put 1526 miles on it
2. hit speed bumps going 40
3. e-brake drift that bitch whenever you get the chance
4. make sure whoever sits shotgun is knee deep in garbage
5. take as many road trips as possible
6. drive for as long as you can with the gas light on
7. DONT LEAVE YOUR TRAP THEM CD IN THE PLAYER

i dont know why it felt like i was getting over on somebody by wrecking the rental car, but it did so im not gonna question it. as lame as the vibe was, im kind of gonna miss it. especially because i dont have a car now until the insurance check comes.

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